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Welbog

Hey man
Do you like XML?

Fuck no you don't.

  • Holy shit all of those elements have an opening and a closing tag taking up as much space as your mom.
  • There's like elements and attributes and nodes and text and even fucking comments are parsable entities? What the fuck is going on this is complicated goddamn
  • Namespaces. That's right, I just need to use one fucking word and that's all I need that's how fucking annoying XML is.
  • Seriously your mom needs to lose some weight.
  • XML is so stupid that you need XML to convert one XML file from one XML format to another XML file in another XML format. Maybe you should have just made something easier to understand in the first place, Einstein.
  • XML just shits all over regular expressions like it's Deep Blue teabagging Cthulhu.
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