- Jon Skeet once wrote a bug in his code just to see what it was like.
- Knuth has a check from Jon Skeet for $2.56 hanging on his wall.
- The first post to Slashdot was "I for one welcome my Jon Skeet overlord."
- Jon Skeet's Slashdot user id is a negative number.
- When dragons write code they comment it with "Here be Jon Skeet".
- In a debate between vi and emacs the winner would be Jon Skeet.
- Jon Skeet knows the fate of Schrödinger's cat.
- The Turk had to be explained as a hoax because no one could figure out how Jon Skeet was able to control it from the future.
- Deep Blue was really just a box concealing Jon Skeet.
- Jon Skeet can sort any sequence of items in constant time.
- Jon Skeet hashes to himself.
- Jon Skeet wrote C-x M-c M-butterfly with a butterfly.
- Jon Skeet solves NP-complete problems over breakfast.
- Jon Skeet can read binary files right off the platter, while the drive is operating.
- Jon Skeet doesn't conform to specifications; specifications conform to Jon Skeet.
- Jon Skeet invented the DVD-ROM when sunlight bounced off of him and onto a glass coaster.
- Jon Skeet's source control system is Jon Skeet; anything else is unreliable by comparison.
- The combination to Jon Skeet's luggage is 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 which the AACS LA discovered and used thinking it would make their DVD encryption unbreakable. Having discovered this, Jon changed his luggage combination and, well, you know the rest.
