This is nice and all, but I've noticed a troubling use of GIFs. As we all know, Unisys is trying to enforce their patents and charge us for using their new-fangled image format. We should remove all GIFs and become a certified GIF-free zone, at least until 2003 when the patent expires!
We need to replace all GIFs and add this to the footer:
This site is certified GIF-free. All images on this site are either JPG or PNG. Unisys are trying to charge all webmasters $5000 for the use of GIF images, which are copyrightedpatented. Don't let them get away with it!