Actually, we can do everything you ask already. I've been reluctant to do this so far, as it also prevents voting on the question and adding comments, but heck - 'tis wiki and the +100 magic number has been passed long ago (and the comments are increasingly noise on that one - maybe I should clean them out too...).
So; I've locked it for now, but you can still add answers. Maybe it will be safe to unlock it in a day or so.
Edit: the main reason I am locking this is that because we are having to discuss it here, and because it keeps getting flagged etc, it is is being a distraction. While it is locked, people who don't like the current state can (frankly) move to the next question (or, like, do some work) without feeling the need to express their love/loathing of the question.
In short (for those that get the reference):
Marmite: love it or hate it http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/features/2002/07/images/marmite/main_marmite.jpg
(source: bbc.co.uk)