How about every time ALL of these conditions are met:
- 1000 "Yes" responses...
- From 1000 different IP addresses.
- Each "Yes" response was at least 150 seconds after the page request (Anonymous user must read and comprehend the post).
- "Yes" to "No" ratio is at least 3 to 1.
Then the registered user (post author) gets a "Goodwill Ambassador" badge.
On the flip side, for "No" responses? Maybe a "Raspberry" badge?