Hats are invented to bring fun!
Hats are loved by everyone!
Hats - main subject of meta disputes
(maybe debates there will better suit).
If you hate hats, aware of cats1,
They can hunt you down and bite you to death!
Await for another fate if you love them,
A unicorn will bring you some tasty jam :)
The hats are everywhere!..
Just keep your eyes open
And you'll find anywhere
A ton of hatzzzz.
But please be aware that they disappear
And maybe it'll make you despair...
However nothing's bad, drink a glass of beer -
They'll reappear next year.
1 - somewhere there was a meme displaying a kitten and and words like this: "I will hunt you down... and eat you"; didn't you see it?
Also, please don't bite me, english isn't my mother tongue :)