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A few ideas that should be implemented ASAP:

• closed as not yet relevant (for questions like the one you refer to)
• closed as too nosy (for this)
• closed as whining (you know the kind)
• closed as wanting to turn Stack Overflow into a social networking site (you probably don't need me to search for examples)
• closed as Facebook Overflow (as a shorter alternative to the previous one)
• closed as unhelpful rant (for this); automatically changed to "closed as TL;DR" if the markdown source exceeds two kilobytes
• closed as kindergarten (here)
• closed as too sophisticated for the simple minds of Meta (there)
• closed as would require a seven pound user manual for Stack Overflow (ex.)
• closed as huh? (as a shorter alternative to one of the previous two [or both?])

A few ideas that should be implemented ASAP:

• closed as not yet relevant (for questions like the one you refer to)
• closed as too nosy (for this)
• closed as whining (you know the kind)
• closed as wanting to turn Stack Overflow into a social networking site (you probably don't need me to search for examples)
• closed as Facebook Overflow (as a shorter alternative to the previous one)
• closed as unhelpful rant (for this); automatically changed to "closed as TL;DR" if the markdown source exceeds two kilobytes
• closed as kindergarten (here)
• closed as too sophisticated for the simple minds of Meta (there)
• closed as would require a seven pound user manual for Stack Overflow (ex.)
• closed as huh? (as a shorter alternative to one of the previous two [or both?])

A few ideas that should be implemented ASAP:

• closed as not yet relevant (for questions like the one you refer to)
• closed as too nosy (for this)
• closed as whining (you know the kind)
• closed as wanting to turn Stack Overflow into a social networking site (you probably don't need me to search for examples)
• closed as Facebook Overflow (as a shorter alternative to the previous one)
• closed as unhelpful rant (for this); automatically changed to "closed as TL;DR" if the markdown source exceeds two kilobytes
• closed as kindergarten (here)
• closed as too sophisticated for the simple minds of Meta (there)
• closed as would require a seven pound user manual for Stack Overflow (ex.)
• closed as huh? (as a shorter alternative to one of the previous two [or both?])

A few ideas that should be implemented ASAP:

• closed as not yet relevant (for questions like the one you refer to)
• closed as too nosy (for this)
• closed as whining (you know the kind)
• closed as wanting to turn Stack Overflow into a social networking site (you probably don't need me to search for examples)
• closed as Facebook Overflow (as a shorter alternative to the previous one)
• closed as unhelpful rant (for this); automatically changed to "closed as TL;DR" if the markdown source exceeds two kilobytes
• closed as kindergarten (here)
• closed as too sophisticated for the simple minds of Meta (there)
• closed as would require a seven pound user manual for Stack Overflow (ex.)
• closed as huh? (as a shorter alternative to one of the previous two [or both?])

A few ideas that should be implemented ASAP:

• closed as not yet relevant (for questions like the one you refer to)
• closed as too nosy (for this)
• closed as whining (you know the kind)
• closed as wanting to turn Stack Overflow into a social networking site (you probably don't need me to search for examples)
• closed as Facebook Overflow (as a shorter alternative to the previous one)
• closed as unhelpful rant (for this); automatically changed to "closed as TL;DR" if the markdown source exceeds two kilobytes
• closed as kindergarten (here)
• closed as too sophisticated for the simple minds of Meta (there)
• closed as would require a seven pound user manual for Stack Overflow (ex.)
• closed as huh? (as a shorter alternative to one of the previous two [or both?])

A few ideas that should be implemented ASAP:

• closed as not yet relevant (for questions like the one you refer to)
• closed as too nosy (for this)
• closed as whining (you know the kind)
• closed as wanting to turn Stack Overflow into a social networking site (you probably don't need me to search for examples)
• closed as Facebook Overflow (as a shorter alternative to the previous one)
• closed as unhelpful rant (for this); automatically changed to "closed as TL;DR" if the markdown source exceeds two kilobytes
• closed as kindergarten (here)
• closed as too sophisticated for the simple minds of Meta (there)
• closed as would require a seven pound user manual for Stack Overflow (ex.)
• closed as huh? (as a shorter alternative to one of the previous two [or both?])