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What were you thinking when you polluted this website with unicorns?

My entire life has been a struggle against my equinophobia, I had to give up with my lifelong dream of becoming a horse-jockey and I ended up being a grass-mud-horse programmer.

I thought I had finally found my way of living when all of a sudden you come up with this and throw me back into an abyss of depression and fear.

You're horrible people

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  • It's a conspiracy.
    – devnull
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:08
  • hey don't worry you have equinophobia not unicophobia !!
    – Subodh Ghulaxe
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:13

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Say it after me:

Unicorns are not horses.

Again.

Unicorns are not horses.

And again:

Unicorns are not horses.

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  • Oh my! Even diamond mods can crack jokes.
    – devnull
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09
  • Equine can mean "horse like", in which case, unicorns are definitely equine :)
    – Tim Seguine
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:10
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    Unicorns are not horses.
    – Himanshu
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:10
  • @devnull - who you callin' a diamond mod?
    – Oded StaffMod
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:11
  • He probably got the diamond from having so many unicoins. It's a hidden power up
    – Tim Seguine
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:12
  • @Oded Apologies. Didn't realize that you are the mod of mods.
    – devnull
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:12
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    @devnull - nothing like that... just a humble dev
    – Oded StaffMod
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:14
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C'mon you're not going to tell me you're scared of this fluffy unicorn =o

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    OH MY GOODNESS IT MIGHT ROLL OVER ME AND CRUSH ME AAAAAAAAAH
    – michaelb958--GoFundMonica
    Commented Apr 1, 2014 at 10:16

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