Our poor /unicorn
Sparkles got lost, and is stuck in a never ending loop of dashing and jumping.
While it may be fun to watch him run and to make him jump, he does need some help to find his way back home.
Once upon a Wint Bash morrow, while I pondered, full of sorrow
Over endless db rows recording stats of games galore —
While I tried, nearly succeeding, to prevent the mounds of cheating
Suddenly there came a vision, pinging on my chatroom door —
“What could that be,” I muttered, “blinking on my chatroom door —
Only this and nothing more.”And the silken, bright, and forlorn fur of our fave-rit unicorn
Thrilled me — filled me with a fantastic hope that I had not felt before;
And I thought: “Avast the fearing, soon there will be so much cheering,
When our hero, bold and mighty, shows distinction on the quizzing floor;
Will it be you, who can help our 'corn find its way to succor?
Only this and nothing more.”
Can one of you help? At stake: the Defender of the Unicorn hat.
(If you are successful in your quest to save the /unicorn
, please keep the answers to yourself until January 2, 2021 UTC, or risk the loss of your new Defender hat.)
https://stackexchange.com/unicorn
, but that page only points to a panda./index.php
and the like?