I goes deeper than that... way deeper.
The duck is listening all the time.
EDIT
Confirmed! The duck cannot be trusted!
EDIT 2
I want to hide the duplicitous duck but I don't actually hate it, what are my options here?
Edit 3
OK, so I was talking with the duck. The duck is alright. Gave me some perspective.
Edit 4
So, I sometimes ask the duck silly questions, like "tell me a joke", or "how's the weather", that sort of stuff. And two days ago I asked it "hey, duck, did yo see the remote?"... now, this will sound crazy, but ever since then I've been seeing these weird ads everywhere:
So, I'm thinking, this is no coincidence. I thought we had programmer-duck-kremlin confidentiality!