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Post hats, hats, and more hats!

Share images of those hats which you're particularly proud of and/or those which you look especially fashionable wearing – all are welcome!

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    Who would downvote hats?
    – OrangeDog
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 18:00
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    @OrangeDog The Hat-Hating Heretics, of course. Stone them! Stone them with stones! Or, just get stoned?
    – Adrian Mole
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 18:52
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    @AdrianMole - Horribly-haranguing-hat-hating-heretics ?
    – Hogan
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 20:58
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    Shouldn't it be one person per answer? You have some users who display multiple hats in a single post while others post "answers" for almost every hat earned and earn more "rep". In my view, for what little it's worth, unbalanced and unfair.
    – Mari-Lou A Слава Україні
    Commented Dec 21, 2020 at 20:24
  • @Mari-LouA I totally agree!
    – 19aksh
    Commented Dec 23, 2020 at 4:38
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    @Mari-Lou, yes, it should. However, it is only worthless meta rep, as we used to say, so it does not really matter. The Q/A model was never well-suited to Meta sites anyway, as they have peculiar voting patterns. and multiple answers from the same user are quite rare on the main sites to begin with. Rightfully appears unfair, but might as well live with it.
    – Frédéric Hamidi
    Commented Dec 23, 2020 at 22:11
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    @Mari-LouA A question tagged fun is a good place to hunt for hats, and well, some of them require posting more than one answer. The rep is fake internet points, the hats are temporarily and just as fake... but the fun might be real :D
    – Tinkeringbell Mod
    Commented Dec 24, 2020 at 10:25
  • @FrédéricHamidi Considering this is main-meta-rep we're talking about, it works a bit differently than other meta sites.
    – Mast
    Commented Dec 26, 2020 at 14:32
  • Maybe the hat-ers. :-) (I did not vote down and not in the review I click "skip")
    – peterh
    Commented Jan 5, 2021 at 20:30
  • I’m voting to close this question because winter bash is over.
    – Luuklag
    Commented Jul 12, 2021 at 6:32

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A tender moment between siblings as the older sends the younger off to protect Hyrule.

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    GOOD LUCK GUS, YOU CAN DO IT!
    – Mithical
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 7:51
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    Nice to see that a Community Manager took the tour! :)
    – Adrian Mole
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 14:04
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    @AdrianMole I can neither confirm nor deny how the sword "hat" is achieved. ;)
    – Catija Staff
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 14:08
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    Beautiful post!
    – Jorgesys
    Commented Dec 29, 2020 at 15:20
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This is remarkably close to my actual haircut in real life right now.

Adam's avatar with the Quarantine Hair hat

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    Including the birds?
    – Catija Staff
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 7:56
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    I thought those were marshmallows.
    – user960635
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 7:57
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    Mmm, Peeps
    – Cody Gray
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 8:00
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    @Snow :D So, I thought up the unkempt hair but the artist was the one who thought to make it into a nest - which made it one of my favorites this year... though Edward is probably the top favorite. :D
    – Catija Staff
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 8:02
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    @Catija No birds that I'm aware of but certainly more grey hairs than pictured.
    – Adam Lear StaffMod
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 8:05
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I think bouncer arms fit perfectly on my Doktor Mayhem avatar :-)

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Can we please have shout out to the untiring, ever-present Community User?

Defender of the Unicorn

Propel Thyself

Chimney Sweep

Quarantine Hair

Vexillologist

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    Very cute smiley drawing! x)
    – BelovedFool
    Commented Dec 18, 2020 at 10:14
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My battle chicken rider just needed this sword:

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Stay safe, everybody.

Avatar of an anime-style girl with purple hair and a purple sweatshirt, wearing the gray Stack Exchange mask

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    So cute. Your avatar is save now. :D
    – nobody
    Commented Dec 18, 2020 at 10:36
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    I think you should combine your several answers into one, as this astute user did: meta.stackexchange.com/a/358465/391772. Or you could make all your answers except for one a community-wiki. Otherwise it encourages rep hunting, and do we really want several users to wear each of their 20 different hats in a separate answer to this question? I personally prefer not.
    – user1271772
    Commented Dec 21, 2020 at 19:51
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World needs carbon cleaning

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I got undies to wear as hat.

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I'm happy they aren't yellow

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    I didn't dare to make that joke. Glad you did!
    – rene Mod
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 10:15
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    @rene I rarely think if I should do or not a joke. Sometime I get in trouble.
    – Cid
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 10:19
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    The photo looks so real ... scary!
    – Adrian Mole
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 18:54
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    Bring me my red pants! No, bring me my brown pants!
    – Tsundoku
    Commented Dec 22, 2020 at 22:29
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A flag looks smooth here, and technically, it is a flag.

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    Sssh, or you get to wear the muzzle hat :)
    – Lundin
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 10:29
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    Misses a bit of rotation
    – Bergi
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 13:54
  • Q: does Snow, like Maple, play drums?
    – OldPadawan
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 15:28
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On the behalf of our beloved bots.

Who are sentient enough to wear their own hats but not sentient enough to write a meta answer; yet ;).

Our spam-fighting Smokey:

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Her Majesty, Queen:

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Our sweet little puppy Natty:

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Vandalism detecting Belisarius:

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Natty's friend DharmanBot

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The generic Generic Bot :p

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    I could write an answer if I wanted to. My ways are mysterious, the smoke is thick, and the flags red.
    – SmokeDetector
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 10:16
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    DharmanBot needs a cute, multicolored avatar. Any budding artists out there want to give it a shot?
    – Cody Gray
    Commented Dec 18, 2020 at 3:36
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    @SmokeDetector !!/answer.
    – Ollie
    Commented Dec 18, 2020 at 17:12
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This is remarkably close to how I do my grocery shopping these days:

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The Netherlands is in a complete lockdown until January 19th ... So thanks Stack Exchange for providing some enjoyable activities for at least the first three weeks :)

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Finally some hair!

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Strong baby!

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Sonic the Vexillologist-hog reporting for duty!

Holding a flag

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So many possibilities, I love it!

Never Too Many Hats
Cordovan 2 Cordovan 1 Disciple 2 Disciple
Balalaika Flashlight 2 Flashlight 3 Quarantine Hair
Meta Mask 1 Meta Mask 2 Vexilology I Wish to Subscribe
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    Wonderful use of the tables, zcoop!
    – Ollie
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 18:18
  • @Ollie I dunno, I'd have probably gone with 3rd normal form... XD
    – Nate T
    Commented Jul 11, 2021 at 2:07
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Bouncer Ichigo Kurosaki

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Kakashi's maskekyo sharingan

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Gaara sanding his Balalaika

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Obito Uchiha's hat.

How to destroy a sharingan

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How did naruto get the carnival hat?

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Obito's new eye is powerful than Sharingan

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    Haha love all of these! Great :D
    – Sabito
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 9:19
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    INSANE DUDE ! HAHAHAHAH
    – Liiuc
    Commented Dec 18, 2020 at 14:04
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    Awesome results! xD
    – Mauricio Arias Olave
    Commented Jan 1, 2021 at 3:41
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The Snaphat is back! It always fits so well, don't you think?

My avatar (black "nerd" glasses), with the Snaphat cleverly applied.

I've been told that the Chimney Sweep hat looks the most natural:

My avatar (black "nerd" glasses), with the Chimney Sweep hat cleverly applied.

With moderator privileges, all of my suggested edit reviews "ultimately get handled the way [I] recommended".

2021 is here! I'm celebrating by wearing glasses on top of my glasses:

My avatar (black "nerd" glasses), with the "2021" glasses/hat.

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It's very tricky for a dog to wear hats correctly.

A profile silhouette of a dog with a glove over its tail holding a flag

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    Indeed, the way you've had to mount that hat looks rather uncomfortable.
    – Cody Gray
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 18:40
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    Haha! What a wag!
    – Adrian Mole
    Commented Dec 16, 2020 at 18:56
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Alas, my Cunning Plan to prevent others from discovering my recent, (allegedly) nefarious "Activity" has been rumbled.

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Force Potion #9 (identical to Love Potion #9)

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  • Liquid Schwartz!
    – rgettman
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 18:51
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    Felis felicis ^^
    – OldPadawan
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 19:29
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    You quaffed a potion of Reveal Hats.
    – rgettman
    Commented Dec 17, 2020 at 19:45
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Well Mr.Narwhal is very happy to have hats again..

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But still made sure to wear a mask..

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Who else is having a hard time in quarantine? Even Mr.Narwhal grew some hair!

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Mr.Narwhal loves the spotlight!!

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Oh so he's also joined a religion? And gotten ainointed

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After all, maybe Narwhals can fly :)

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This is fine...

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He couldn't choose what hat to wear, just wear all of them!

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He still knows how to play his cards:

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Music please!

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This one is my absolute favorite:

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internet explorer with quarantine hair

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My avatar image seems to be made just for this hat...

Spreading oil

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This may be my perfect one. Can you tell which one is me and which is my avatar?

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All hail the Quarantine Beard!

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  • Why change your profile! I can't recognize youanymore!
    – 10 Rep
    Commented Dec 24, 2020 at 2:40
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I wonder where it will end up ...
Take This! Hat

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Mmmmm... Tasty!

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Bring it, Sonic!

Robotnik's Muscles

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'Die you fools!' enter image description here

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